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My Girlfriend Complains About My **
My girlfriend complains about my **, says it's too big. I say "And that's a problem? You should be kissing my ** and sucking my super-sized salami every day."
My girlfriend complains about my **, says it's too big. I say "And that's a problem? You should be kissing my ** and sucking my super-sized salami every day."
How ** ungrateful of your girlfriend! Out of the goodness of your heart you selflessly share your gift from God slong with her, and what do you get in return? **! ** that **, Man. Your **'s a hot piece of property many women would die for. Dump the ingrate and share the wealth.
*Cough... SMALL **... Cough*
Okay, you got me. I confess again. I was overcompensating for my undersized **.
You have one of those that can talk? Cool. All most do is make an O with their mouth.