I have a psychic power
I don't tell many people this, and as I write it it is hard for me to believe, so I can understand if some stupid skeptic doesn't believe me.
I am 17 now and at 13 I got struck by lightning. After that I got a strange smelling super power. I don't know why but I can smell religious people. I am not kidding. My power is of no value except maybe if I worked for the CIA and they needed someone to smell out those abortion clinic bombers. I would probably be a pro at sniffing them out.
My power is kinda like a curse because religious people smell bad to me like old stinky socks. I am not kidding they do. Don't know why. And if I am around a group of them it is worse. Stinks to high heaven is what it is like.
P.S. If you are a religious person reading this, you stink too.