Whew we what a smell!

I went over to see this lady friend and we ended up on her sofa kissing and making out. I pulled down her panties and I was going to lick her before we f*****. Oh man I pulled up her dress and when that smell hit me my heart sank. I tried to finger her but that made the smell worse. It was a cross between dead stinky fish, and dirty socks , and the smell of a dirty nasty belly button. I don't know maybe her belly button was filthy also. I made my excuses and I got the h*** out of there.

On the long drive home I was super h**** so I stopped by a local adult book store and watched a couple of the peep shows and jerked off. It was a let down. I thought I was getting some good p****. She has invited me over but I have said that I was just very busy and made something up. I really like this woman but how do I break it to her that her v***** stinks like a w**** house at low tide.

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