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I rub my c*** with a jumbo-sharpie because I don't own a vibrator. U want to buy one, but I'm too embarrassed.

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  • Let's see now. You are too embarrassed to go into a shop and buy a vibrator but you can tell the world you frig yourself with a sharpie marker.

    :sigh: Good to see that the internet still provides outlets for those too stupid to live normal lives.

    And then you want somebody to go buy one FOR you?

    Amazing.

  • Hot!!!
    You shouldnt be embarrassed though.
    I've have 's**' with my couch many a time.

  • I'm a guy, I'll buy you one. Give me your details.

  • Go buy an electric tooth brush. Find one that vibrates really well and enjoy. My sister shared this with me.

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