Left my wife

I left my wife because I fell in love with our dog. At first it started out as a relationship of affection. My wife was jealous and made comments of how I should just sleep with the dog. I didn't really think about it until my dog came in heat the second time. I was drunk and she made it clear she wanted s** from me. I got down on my knees behind my dog flagged me, and I had s** with her. She humped back as I entered her. The s** was amazing, and after it was over I felt so guilty that I cried. But then she (my dog) licked my face and cuddled with me on the couch, as if to thank me and tell me it was OK, that she enjoyed it too. I realized then that I loved her more than my wife and within 2 months I was gone. I am living happily with my dog now but I feel awful for what I did to my wife.

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  • The funniest thing about this, is that people actually believe it.

  • If they believe in Jesus , they would believe in anything. There is nothing more fake than religion.

  • Dude, listen up. You need to get your ass right with Jesus instead of f****** around with animals. Get your c*** out of your dog's behind, put on your Sunday best, and get your f***** up ass to church and pray for forgiveness from Jesus. He's your only hope at this point. Otherwise your headed for H*** with that f***** up b********* nonsense.

    Yours in Jesus,

    Pastor Mike

    P.S. I'll be praying for your f***** up, dog s******* soul.

  • I'll be praying for yours, Pastor Mike. There is no place in heaven for the judgmental and self-righteous.

  • You got the best of all worlds. Good s** and no bullshit arguments. Plus your dog with never judge you or put you down, and your dog will stay more faithful to you than most women on this planet.

  • lol,I laughed so hard at this whole story and the arguments that followed.I just needed a good laugh:)

  • I guess your wife was either ugly as h*** or terrible in bed. I can't stand mine sometimes, so I understand that maybe a dog would be better company because at least you won't have to listen to it b******* all the time. But leaving a woman for a dog just for the s**.... uuuuh .... a little too much.

  • You could've gotten your wife a male dog and you could've had some great group s**. You're an idiot.

  • If you really think that thought didn't cross my mind, you're even more moronic than you appear. I got her a male dog but she was not interested. Some people just aren't into it. When we split, she gave him to me because she wanted nothing to do with him. Don't worry, you can use the egg on your face to lubricate the foot in your mouth and carefully remove it. Have a nice day.

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