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Cherry popped???
I was feeling **, i have no boyfriend so i thought i could use someone else........ or something else... i used a carrot after about 5 minutes of penetration i felt a small pain which lasted about half a second, i went to the toilet, to check, and i also went for a **, there was a small amount of light blood....... i had lost my virginity.... to a carrot. how gay is that
Why use a carrot when you could've used my fat juicy pickle.
You don't lose ur virginity when u **. Maybe it did pop, but u didn't lose ur virginity cuz a real ** didn't go in u. To lose ur virginity, u must have real **.
everyone masturbates for years before having **, better a carrot than a **
Not so sad as having lost your cherry yo a ** in a brothel in Frankfurt Germany in 1974!
Oh god looks like the first comment is off a pedo! Sick **! how old r u? 50 odd n fat as ** hahaha
LOL... Typical Sterotype, guess you like to show the world how much of an idiot you really are.
You're probably some 30 + year old saggy, wrinkled, envious, bitter worn out old has been of a hag lol.... but hey, you have all the right in your world to be a hater.
Disgusting!! Now what?! You have carrot seeds inside you!?