Cherry popped???

I was feeling h****, i have no boyfriend so i thought i could use someone else........ or something else... i used a carrot after about 5 minutes of penetration i felt a small pain which lasted about half a second, i went to the toilet, to check, and i also went for a p***, there was a small amount of light blood....... i had lost my virginity.... to a carrot. how gay is that

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  • Why use a carrot when you could've used my fat juicy pickle.

  • You don't lose ur virginity when u m*********. Maybe it did pop, but u didn't lose ur virginity cuz a real d*** didn't go in u. To lose ur virginity, u must have real s**.

  • Not so sad as having lost your cherry yo a w**** in a brothel in Frankfurt Germany in 1974!

  • Oh god looks like the first comment is off a pedo! Sick B******! how old r u? 50 odd n fat as f*** hahaha

  • You're probably some 30 + year old saggy, wrinkled, envious, bitter worn out old has been of a hag lol.... but hey, you have all the right in your world to be a hater.

  • LOL... Typical Sterotype, guess you like to show the world how much of an idiot you really are.

  • Disgusting!! Now what?! You have carrot seeds inside you!?

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