Mystery object

I came home from work early one afternoon to find my wife a bit hot and flustered lieing down on the setee with a blanket over her. She told me she had a bit of a cold and didn't feel to well. I went into the kitchen to make a sandwhich and a drink and i watched her through the gap in the door and saw her quickly pulling up her pants theu had obviously been around her ankles. and i saw her place something under the setee. I knew she was up to something but what....later on she went to the toilet and i took a look at what was under the setee amd found a large carrot with a pubic hair on now i know what she was up to

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  • My ex 35 years ago would use cukes then drag me into the bed room after work

  • Hey count your blessing, better to find a carrot then to find some dude hiding under or behind the settee.

  • satisfy her

  • I would only be concerned if I found a fatter masturbatory vegetable under my wife's settee.

    Next time a recipe calls for carrots tease her mouth with it, then her veg hole ;) then use those juices to plunder her a*** while you proceed to initiate the ol' in n' out.

  • Just f*** her so hard that she wont need that carrot

  • instead of watching her fornicate her self why dont you f*** her

  • Try to broach the subject and maybe you can wife and i bought a cybian machine that we both use.she likes watching me and visa versa.

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