i actually have to cut my p*** with a knife before i flush so it will go down the toilet
Wtf????? I just got the weirdest picture in my mind!
Grammar Check == (I) actually have to cut my (s***) with a knife before (I) flush(,) so it will go down the toilet(.) Have a nice F****** day!
lmaof !!!!!!! wow !! please record this !!
Are you serious? Man, that's a crappy life. I hope you leave the knife in the washroom and don't get it mixed up with the kitchenware. Yeah, I agree, can you see a doctor? Change your diet?
you should see a doctor about that.
awsome dude seriously except for the smell dats oddly kool 2 me 4 sum strange reason lol!
Drink more water.
Yeah I've been there too....sadly
wow, man, mad props!
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