i actually have to cut my p*** with a

i actually have to cut my p*** with a knife before i flush so it will go down the toilet

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  • Woah.

  • Wtf????? I just got the weirdest picture in my mind!

  • Grammar Check == (I) actually have to cut my (s***) with a knife before (I) flush(,) so it will go down the toilet(.)

    Have a nice F****** day!

  • lmaof !!!!!!!
    wow !!
    please record this !!

  • Are you serious? Man, that's a crappy life. I hope you leave the knife in the washroom and don't get it mixed up with the kitchenware. Yeah, I agree, can you see a doctor? Change your diet?

  • you should see a doctor about that.

  • awsome dude seriously except for the smell dats oddly kool 2 me 4 sum strange reason lol!

  • Drink more water.

  • Yeah I've been there too....sadly

  • wow, man, mad props!

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