You probably don't want to read this...

am doin the same lol

A wise man--well not really-- once told me that is where the best reading is done.

I love doing that! xDD LOL WUT.

Im about to go take a good ** right now..its all good!

I have great inventions that get flushed down the toilet with my **! F***!

i do this all the time! :3

ummm.. kinda awkward. i dont think ANYONE needed to know that. well, have fun taking a **.

I LOVE YOU

finally a confession that is probably true...

^ HAHAAHAHAHAHAHHH! YES ANON.

Pathetic. How about I'm on the toilet with my laptop writing this, taking a good **, you know one of those I ate spicy and then had roast beef! I seem to have a few nuts and some corn thats in that brick that fell out of my **! The stench, ** this thing smells like I'm gonna have to light a whole book of matches! that food was so spicy its making my ** burn! Go all in, or don't go at all.

You Taco Bell on the way in. I call it Taco ** on the way out.