I'm Proud Of My Flexible Self!

Ever since I can remember, I wanted to be able to suck my own d***. You could say I wanted to be sexually self sufficient, and not be dependent on no game playing, bitchy woman. So I looked up how to suck my own d*** on the Internet and found a website that showed you the steps to do it. I practiced the instructions and a few months later, otherwise today, I got flexible enough to suck my d*** like a b**** in heat. How cool is that? While you are dependent on your hand or taking s*** off some controlling b***** just to get a little, I'm free and clear and can have b******* anytime I want. And, yes, I swallow.

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  • That's Amazing, im a girl & if i could lick my own p**** thatd be awesome.

  • I was able to do that for a long time, now I'm getting a little older and my back isn't so good anymore. Be careful with your back! The sensation of sucking your own c*** is great and boring at the same time. You do exactly what you like ... but you already know that. I never swallowed my own though, or from anyone else for that matter haha. Anyway, enjoy!

  • I like the idea

  • What's the website called? Please!

  • http://www.collegesexadvice.com/suck-d***.shtml

  • If I could do that, I'd swear off women. Must be so damn nice.

  • I'm in the fortunate position to have a wife, 2 other female lovers (one married - work playmate and other single) and 2 guys (one also married and the other gay) so I can pretty much be sucked off and suck a c*** off any time I want. And yes,I too swallow.

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