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I told my husband that he was the first
I told my husband that he was the first person that ever gave me an **.
I lied.
He bought it.
I told my husband that he was the first person that ever gave me an **.
I lied.
He bought it.
HE SHOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE ** FOR BEING A LYING **!
It is perfectly ok to stroke a man's ego!
To previous commenter:
cut it out. it's not even the funny kind of annoying.
Take up masturbation.
It does wonders for the soul.
He doesn't have to know. It will only threaten his manhood.
Lol he needs to know,so he doesn't think he's that great,when he really isn't lol
Alot of women fake ** and men/women,are none the wiser.But that doesn't mean,"it's right" As a woman,I never fake it!! If my man doesn't **,I tell him I enjoyed the session,bur "where's my **" In my opinion,honesty is best.However,everyone is different.
Because obviously you gave yourself your first **.