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I am on my 3rd beer tonight and I recently began to let out what I thought was ** but turned out to be diarrhea in the form of ** water. I successfully caught the ** between my ** cheeks as I ran into the bathroom and only managed to ** a little in the trash can before my water cascaded into the toilet and an intolerable smell filled the bathroom. I proceeded to wipe my wet asscheeks with tissue paper for 1 minute to reduce the smell and then flushed and sprayed the toilet. I feel good for what I did today because I didn't ** on the floor.
I am a partner at a successful law firm
Wow, I really needed the laugh, thanks.I think you're amazing, and am super happy you didn't ** on the floor. ;) Yay you.
that made me laugh
that made my day funny