It’s been a year

Well next month is my 25th wedding anniversary and Mother’s Day marks the one year anniversary of the most incredible sexual experience in my 50 years on this earth.

Last Mother’s Day my son’s track friends came over for a pool party, after my son left for work (he delivers pizza. His twin friends decided to stay and swim. I knew the boys since they were in diapers so it was no big deal. I retreated into the master bedroom and sat in the sitting area to read while the twins swam. I remembered how cute they were as little boys but now they were 18 and all grown up.

After everyone left they took off their swim trunks and began to skinny dip. I couldn’t believe my eyes. I couldn’t stop staring at their young muscular bodies and how large their “equipment” was. I found myself rubbing my kitten and getting very wet. I quickly took off my swimsuit and pleasured myself while I watched them run around the pool. I was in awe of their huge black c****. I couldn’t help but remember changing their diapers and telling Shamika that her boys were so handsome and hung even as babies.

I closed my eyes and began to finger my kitty and then the boys walked in the room and offered to help. They were already rock hard. Both boys popped inside bothe my mouth and p****. I never had a black man before much less been with two men at the same time it was incredible. But the best part was when my husband arrived as I lied exhausted and nine on the bed. He began foreplay and then began to give me oral while my kitten was full with the c** of both of the twins and he didn’t know it. He kept driving his tongue deeper and saying how wet I was and how much he loved the way my kitty tastes.

Ever since that day I crave BBC. My husband is well endowed. He is 9 inches and tops out all the time but those boys are so long and THICK.

May 9

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  • Hi Dear, I would love to see you as a whole showing everything. please send me your pic . thomsonmjerome@gmail.com

  • I’m 50, Dark brown hair about mid shoulder, pale complexion with blue eyes.

    I’m about 5 foot 9. I am a mother of four 25, 22, 19 and 17.

    I’m not in as good of shape as mothering 3 boys and a girl is rough on the body (especially with breast feeding). So my b****** are not very perky any longer but I have huge areoles and large poky nipples. And my girls squeeze into a C cup but they tend to flow out a bit. I prefer to have them over flow as My hubby finds that sexy.

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  • One time while having lunch at Burger King a group of Babes in Skimpy Bikinis were carrying their King on his Throne wearing nothing but a loosely tied Robe and the Burger King Crown holding his scepter. His Whopper was free pointing outward for everyone eating there to see. I was so envious of the King who isn't even Real had these babes carrying him on his Throne. It started to make me angry.

    I was so mad I hit King Feet with my Drink and took his scepter and whacked him causing him to fall off his Throne busting his fake head on a table leaving realistic looking brains and blood on the floor of the Burger King as Burger King staff members came to drag this headless half naked King out of Burger King.

    My day was officially Ruined but Ding Don the Burger King is Dead...

    My name is Elmer J Fudd Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht. Here at the Funny Farm I also write all the retarded comments when I'm not chasing Demons or Weaving Baskets.+

  • Vow!!You are a sexy lady with blue eyes.That's a great turn on.I would love to see you.Send me a pic

  • One time while having lunch at Burger King a group of Babes in Skimpy Bikinis were carrying their King on his Throne wearing nothing but a loosely tied Robe and the Burger King Crown holding his scepter. His Whopper was free pointing outward for everyone eating there to see. I was so envious of the King who isn't even Real had these babes carrying him on his Throne. It started to make me angry.

    I was so mad I hit King Feet with my Drink and took his scepter and whacked him causing him to fall off his Throne busting his fake head on a table leaving realistic looking brains and blood on the floor of the Burger King as Burger King staff members came to drag this headless half naked King out of Burger King.

    My day was officially Ruined but Ding Don the Burger King is Dead...

    My name is Elmer J Fudd Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht. Here at the Funny Farm I also write all the retarded comments when I'm not chasing Demons or Weaving Baskets=

  • How old are you, Jerome?

    How big is you equipment?

    You know I’m 50, and my b**** are saggy after breast feeding 4 kids.

    Where do you live?

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    That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
    It had been a while.
    In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
    Since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
    I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
    Through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
    Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
    Milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
    Name was Russell.
    Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
    This pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my b****
    Like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
    Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
    'Cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
    Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
    And I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
    As I do my little kooky dance.
    And then she told me to shush.
    I guess she could sense my desperation.
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  • I am 32 with 9inch long equipment.understand that you are 50. But would love to see you.Send me your pic

  • One time while having lunch at Burger King a group of Babes in Skimpy Bikinis were carrying their King on his Throne wearing nothing but a loosely tied Robe and the Burger King Crown holding his scepter. His Whopper was free pointing outward for everyone eating there to see. I was so envious of the King who isn't even Real had these babes carrying him on his Throne. It started to make me angry.

    I was so mad I hit King Feet with my Drink and took his scepter and whacked him causing him to fall off his Throne busting his fake head on a table leaving realistic looking brains and blood on the floor of the Burger King as Burger King staff members came to drag this headless half naked King out of Burger King.

    My day was officially Ruined but Ding Don the Burger King is Dead...

    My name is Elmer J Fudd Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht. Here at the Funny Farm I also write all the retarded comments when I'm not chasing Demons or Weaving Baskets!

  • Hmmm....

    Your just seven years older than my oldest son and 18 years younger than I am.

    I started having s** at 14 so you could easily be my son. That is so sexy. 9 inches is nice. That is the size of my husband and a bit shorter than the twins.

    But the real question is girth.

    I’ve had access to my husband’s 9 in her for more than 25 years and it’s fun. But my kitty needs to be STRETCHED.

    Are you equipped to make my kitty stretch out and MOAN?

  • One time while having lunch at Burger King a group of Babes in Skimpy Bikinis were carrying their King on his Throne wearing nothing but a loosely tied Robe and the Burger King Crown holding his scepter. His Whopper was free pointing outward for everyone eating there to see. I was so envious of the King who isn't even Real had these babes carrying him on his Throne. It started to make me angry.

    I was so mad I hit King Feet with my Drink and took his scepter and whacked him causing him to fall off his Throne busting his fake head on a table leaving realistic looking brains and blood on the floor of the Burger King as Burger King staff members came to drag this headless half naked King out of Burger King.

    My day was officially Ruined but Ding Don the Burger King is Dead...

    My name is Elmer J Fudd Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht. Here at the Funny Farm I also write all the retarded comments when I'm not chasing Demons or Weaving Baskets.

  • You Lucky!! I'm in my mid-40s and now in live with BBCs. Most are well endowed in length and girth and fills my p**** sooo well - good for deep f****.

  • I know. My husband is long (just short of nine inches). I’ve had no one but him for almost 25 years but the twins are incredible.

    They are only 19 but hung like stallions. There is nothing better than seeing that huge BBC entering you. That big black monster entering my white kitten is so beautiful.

    I’ve been blessed with length in my marriage but this woman has to say that length is great but GIRTH is GODLY

  • I too would love to see pics of you. I am a bi racial 53 year old male. I love real women! Please send any and all pics or messages to maxwell8612@yahoo.com

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  • Mmmmm.

    Bi racial, so you are black and white? Does that mean you are well endowed?

    How big are you, baby? Can you stretch me out? My husband is hung well. But I need girth to fulfill my needs

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  • One time while having lunch at Burger King a group of Babes in Skimpy Bikinis were carrying their King on his Throne wearing nothing but a loosely tied Robe and the Burger King Crown holding his scepter. His Whopper was free pointing outward for everyone eating there to see. I was so envious of the King who isn't even Real had these babes carrying him on his Throne. It started to make me angry.

    I was so mad I hit King Feet with my Drink and took his scepter and whacked him causing him to fall off his Throne busting his fake head on a table leaving realistic looking brains and blood on the floor of the Burger King as Burger King staff members came to drag this headless half naked King out of Burger King.

    My day was officially Ruined but Ding Don the Burger King is Dead...

    My name is Elmer J Fudd Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht. Here at the Funny Farm I also write all the retarded comments when I'm not chasing Demons or Weaving Baskets...

  • Look people. Jacks sister again. Jack and the Burger King Poster, as I will call him, who lives down the road, are in a relationship and we would appreciated it if everyone would accept that fact, and accept them as a couple. Yes Jackie has the metal capacity of a preteen but Burger King, with all his anti-pedophilia posts, has an attraction for preteens, and THAT'S OK. Two pre-op TVs can love each other. I am asking as Jack/Jackie's sister that you appreciate that and we tolerate the Burger King and do no counter-spam him/her. Thank you.

  • Well let's see. KB AKA BK (for Burger King) AKA John Smith is a feces-obsessed foot-fetishist troll-poster who apparently has had some run-ins with the law for child endangerment (ahem), and overcompensates by yelling at anyone who posts by saying he will kill them for being pedophiles. He is involved with a 40-yo he/she manchild dressed like a preteen girl named Jack/Jackie and they run around getting into trouble in Murfreesboro. Jackie's stepdad shows up to administer an ass whooping every so often and then Jackie's sister gets on here to plea for tolerance. These two send dirty pictures of their scat-play to some guy named Jerry. Posters here think they'll stop the drama if they quote Old Testament passages about rape and child murder but I'm not sure it's having the right effect. I think that about brings you up to speed.

  • Gina, the twins are my sons friends and I have known them since they were in diapers.

    But I would say that the boys told me they love older white women and that most black young men would do just about anything to pound a white MILF in the 35-45 old range

  • You need to not post things on here i am warning you people talk s*** and nasty

  • Wow I am jealous of you. enjoy it and share with us your experiences. i learn from others. i still have a lot of unfulfilled fantasies.

  • Gina

    It was amazing. I never had been with a black man or even two men at once. Having a BBC filling my kitten with love juice and an other exploding in my mouth was incredible.

    But the best part was having my hubby going crazy licking up their c** when he thought I was just wet with anticipation of him.

    The boys made multiple visits last summer and over winter and spring break. Next week my husband is going on a fishing trip and the twins are going to spend a couple of nights with me. They are telling their mother that they are going to spend time with my son but he is going on the fishing trip with my husband.

    My hubby is a great lover. His equipment is just under nine inches and amazing in bed. But nothing looks sexier and feels better than that big black anaconda between those boys legs.

    They sent me a text this morning wishing me a Happy Mother’s Day and called me the “Mother We Love to F******”. I’m 50 and the boys are 19. I’ve never done a*** but have experimented with a plug for a few weeks. I’m hoping for a little DP and I don’t mean Dr Pepper!

  • You're retarded, and part of the reason the internet is gross.

  • Sweetheart, it’s not gross it’s life and it’s beautiful

  • It's BULLshitt written by a guy!

  • No, 💯 percent woman

  • Sounds fun. Email me

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