When I was in school at Michigan there
When I was in school at Michigan there was a nude run called the Naked Mile. Hundreds of students (and other people...) participated. One year my friends and I noticed this guy who we kind of figured for a perv. He looked about 23 or 24. He had run and was nude and sporting wood. We told him he looked nasty and to get dressed but he just mumbled and kept looking us over. So we decided to get him in trouble. My friend started talking dirty to him basically, and you could tell it was too much for this guy. Meanwhile, another girl went and got one of the student monitors who were helping keep the peace. She told the guy to get dressed or she'd get the police. But the guy was totally fixated on my dirty-talking friend, and it was then that we noticed a drip right off the end of his u-know-what. Keep in mind he had never touched it! He was just that turned on. Anyway, in about 2 seconds, there was a pair of cops there and the guy was in cuffs. I think he ended up spending a few months in jail. I always felt a little bad since we'd kinda set him up. I'm sure he never had a girl talk to him like that before!