Just think of her as a weak dude. What would you do to a weak dude? Hit back, but not too hard.

First...
Why are you still with the psycho c***?
Second...
Haul off and p*** slap that b**** as soon as she starts heading towards you.
A night in jail is worth the confused look on her face as she picks her stupid ass up off the floor.

^^ Above commenter, Shut The F*** UP!

You can retaliate under canadian law, after THREE hits, but it must be of EQUAL force,
& that doesn't mean you can just wail away on the b**** either.

If a GIRL is beating up a GUY, you MUST retaliate.

You have the right to bend her over and squirt a thick rope of baby-batter up her butt. That should make her understand not
to f*** around with a MAN!

A real man would deal with the situation more maturely, not use it as an excuse to brag about nonexistent s3x skills. If anyone (male or female) over the age of 9 was attacking YOU, you'd cry for your mommy!!