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I was using my girlfriend's
I was using my girlfriend's grandparents' bathroom, standing at the toilet. i was snooping around on the shelf above the toilet with my free hand, i picked up a prescription bottle and dropped it. I tried to catch it with my free hand, but missed. In a panic, i used my other hand, but in that split second i couldn't let go of my ** and ended up peeing all over the place, including my shirt all the way up to my chin. I told them i had rinsed my face and couldnt find a towel quickly enough.
Funny. I had something similar at my sister's house during a gathering. Went into small bathroom off the kitchen, started to **, and, as she keeps her nail care stuff on a shelf next to the toilet (we have a shared nails fetish), took a bottle of jet-red nail polish and was looking at it. Noticed my pee stream was going off a bit, so, put the bottle down, and, in that second I looked away, ended up ** on my shorts. Wasn't worth trying to clean up (other than the floor and seat), so I went back outside, trying to hide it with my shirt.
Before sitting down again and using the table to cover up, my sister leaned in and jokingly asked "Want me to wash your shorts so they don't smell like pee later?". She knew.
haha, you made my day =]
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LOL LOVE IT!!!!!
thats the funniest connfession ive read all night
kind of.
This sounds like a start of a National Lampoons movie. Cool. You cleaned it all up, didn't you?