I want this type of girl

I want a girl who likes farting. i want a girl who likes video games. i want a girl who is slim and likes all of this. also, i want a girl who like p****** and s******* themselves. i want them to love being my b**** and doing whatever i say with no questions. yes i know this is a rare girl and probably doesnt exsist but hey, this is my perfect woman. also sucks that im 14.

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  • Ii think fartings funny I love video games believe it or not I'm slim, im happy to be ur b**** and I'm 13,but, Bro UR gonna have a hard time finding any1 who like to s*** themselves.

  • You are one wierd little m***********...but hey, whatever floats your boat.

  • Maybe you should date a blow up doll!

  • Yeah, weirdo . p*** in ur face f*** face

  • You don't have to wine and dine blow up girls and they don't talk back. when they pop you just buy a new one.

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