Oh stupid girl if you knew...

So theres this really awful girl whos gonna come visit my friend Mark, they say to be so in love, especially her, she hates me for being his friend and being way hotter than her but i just laugh thinking.. if you only knew i've been ** the 'love of your life' in the last days and after ** hes just like oh.. i like her but youre sooo irresistible lol..
he likes to eat me out and we have ** all day while the ugly idiot is at home just dreaming with him LOL
Is fun to be a **.. especially a hot one. ;)

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  • I think you need help. You need to stop making it your life's goal to steal other women's men. Do you really think if you were so hot and wonderful this Mark guy wouldn't just be with you instead of his girlfriend? It's pathetic; you need to find a man who actually cares about you and wants to just be with you. Also, looking at your comments to others' negative replies, all you seem to be able to do is tell them they are jealous of you because they are ugly. This just shows you are incredibly insecure and superficial, which is just sad. You need to grow up and focus on things other than your looks because you won't always have those, just your the STDs you contracted strutting them around and your inevitable lonliness. Like I said before, you need help. I really hope you will take what I said into consideration.

  • I'll take what you said into consideration. Now kiss my **!

  • I dont like her

  • Kiss off teeny! You probably watch Glee and are a Blierber twit.

  • Don't bring biebs into this!

  • Why do you need to brag or feel good about who you are? just ** him if you want to, the morality of it all is up to the guy who is cheating... but anyway, you must be really ugly or maybe too much a brute, or maybe just had a bad childhood, honey if he doesn't love you, if he just ** you, if he is even real, then you shouldn't feel proud about it. unless you are so in need of attention that it seems smart to shout out to the world that you enjoy being used

  • Blah, blah, blah zzzzzz. You're just jealous cause your ugly.

  • You, my friend, are amazing.

  • Yes I am, and I'm the hottest girl you ever could see.

  • Last night my boyfriend, Mark and I made a 3some, it was amazing.. My dream come true... He said he's sick of that ugly smelly hippie and he now likes her less and less.. lol omfg what have i done... oooops ;P

  • No way, lol. I got Mark wrapped around my **.

  • Dirty old HIV ** going in and out of the straight guys ** slot filling him with pure HIV **!

  • Hey, I'm a 14 year old girl and I have got to say, I kind of admire you :) x

  • Hay I'm 16 years old I'm looking for girlls that wanna sext if u wanna see a big ** text me at 262-706-1596

  • Um, I feel a little shy about asking this, but I got so wet reading that confession I had to ask. Does Mark have a big thingy?

  • Sorry. He has a teeny weeny. But it's okay until I get something a little bigger.

  • I love this woman. She's real and honest and I just know she is beautiful beyond belief. I would crawl over a mile of broken glass, swim through croc infested waters and walk through a den of hungry lions with a porkchop between my teeth for just one date with her.

    The immature idiots putting her down are either prudish women, who ** in bed anyway, or girly guys who watch Glee and are afraid of real women, and "settle" for the prudes, who ** in bed but not in a good way.

  • All of you are morons. How can you possibly not tell that the original post is a lie and the original poster IS A GUY???

  • Because im a 20yo girl.. :)

  • Yeah. Sure. Right. Of course.

  • What she says is true. I know her and she is HOT!

  • Alright

  • what a delightful girl you are. soooooo exactly how big is the trailer you live in? a single-wide? or a double?

  • You sir, are awesome

  • Duh. My father is a doctor, so STFU.

  • Well, I hope he's either a psychiatrist who can treat all your mental disorders or a GYN who can treat all your STDs.

  • ** my **, twit!

  • there aren't enough antibiotics -- or enough pressure-washers and chlorine bleach -- to make that area clean enough to get close to, much less to make contact with.

  • Ohhh you naughty **. . . .

  • Flattery will get you everywhere. Wink.

  • all i can say is..........s-e-x-y. **!

  • Yes, I am. I'm glad to see somebody has brains and good taste here. Lickies and kissies.

  • These are typical Obama supporters. As long as they get free **, these libtards don't give a ** who they ** over.

  • I was thinking the same thing.

  • This ** is sick and all you dipshits who support it need to get some Jesus in your ** up, Satan-screwed lives. Get your ** ** right with God and repent!

    Yours in Jesus,

    Rev Martin P. Pullham

  • Preach on, Brother Martin!

  • I have been reading posts here for almost as long as the site has been up, and this is -- by far -- the hottest and sexiest thing that's ever been written on here. And the thread of responses and counter-responses just makes it all even hotter and sexier. This is the best. Thanks to everyone!

  • Wtf??? seriously????!!?

  • I think shes kinda of a **

  • Yeah, now STFU.

  • Why are ya'll being mean to that other girl? you don't even know her. I don't really care what the girl does who posted it let her have her fun but why do ya'll want this ** who posted this to do such mean things to that other girl? Why would you wanna hurt someone innocent to you? That's dumb and immature. The ones that post all that stuff like crush her wedding n ** I hope this ** who posted this will do that to you ;) And to the girl who posted this: I hope you use protection since no one knows who else this guy has been ** with lol

  • U r prolly jus jealous cause u r not gettin any of it. That wat wrong wit u.

  • What has that 2 do with jealousy ** dumb **

  • "Jealous" because Mark is getting what you obviously want: our original poster here. You know you want her, and I know you want her, and she knows you want her. So, you're jealous because you wish you were hitting that and you ain't even ** close to hitting that. Pitiful. Just ** pitiful.

  • I'm a girl lol and I am straight. Pretty jealous lol yeah

  • Lol, you're a prude and sexually inhibited. Yeah.

  • Totally!

  • At least I have a brain apparently you dont. and at least I'm std free

  • Wow, aren't you special, lol. In other words, no one wants to bone you.

  • Um, yes I am special and lots of guys would love to get in my pants, but I have morals and standards. I don't just, to use you crude word, "bone" anybody. They have to be rich or have a nice car.

  • That is a ** lie I ** you in the ** the other night then you sucked me dry.

  • No it's true. Your father is rich and you have a nice car. So what was a girl to do? I had to make an investment in what could be a sweet future. Let's do it again soon and kisses to you. **

  • LOL is funny how i can tell theres some boy/girl getting rude at responding and theres the real post girl answering and she seems really sweet, ** all haters and keep having fun girl i love you

  • Thank you, **.

  • 16yog here and i wish i could be you cuz there are guys and girls i know in school who i would like to do this to. YOU ROCK!!!

  • 17g. ditto.

  • 88 and I'd hit it.

  • There must be desperate ** guys on this website reading these who are actually encouraging you.. ** virgins.

  • You know you want some too, Sweety. Too bad your ** is so teensy.

  • trashy ** how would U like it if she did that 2 U

  • Kiss my **, **!

  • no i would never ever kiss any part of u. why? u r a trashy **. a trashy trashy **. kissing u would be sick and disgusting. ewwww! i wouldnt want to get that close to u.

  • Yeah, right. You Mr. Pimple Face would so jump at the chance, and it would be a life changing experience compared to using your hand all the time, which, no doubt, is the best you can get,lol.

  • LOL!!! You are so right about that guy! You keep givin' it to 'em honey!!!!

  • OK this is the plan. Between now and the time she arrives in December, you need to become this other girl's - let's call her Alicia - best friend on earth. I know she doesn't like you and the feeling is mutual, but you're obviously plenty smart enough to bring this off, and make her think you're a wonderful friend. You don't have much time to prepare for her arrival, but I know you can do it, starting by talking on the phone. Then, while she's in town, take her to lunch, take her shopping, take her for drinks, whatever: just get her to drop her guard completely and think of you as being on her side. Then, arrange for her to get a spa treatment, or a massage, or something girly that she can't resist (by this point, you'll know what she likes, because you're her best friend, remember?). While she's out of his house, go there, secretly set up a vid-cam, seduce Mark - in the bed she's been sleeping in with him - get him to ** you in a really loud, rough, nasty way, all three holes, and then with the camera still running, get him to confess to you how much BETTER you are than Alicia, how much HOTTER you are than Alicia, and how he would always rather ** you than ** her sorry **. Once you get him on a roll, and get him thinking that he's complimenting you without Alicia ever discovering it, he'll just take off on his own and start talking about how wonderful ** is with you. Just make sure you say something or he says something on the recording to make it clear that this all happened DURING HER VISIT. Take the recording home and copy it, and drop the copy in her purse before she leaves to go home, after adding a personal video message of your own at the very end, explaining how "this has been happening the whole time you've known him, and the whole time you were here, and it will keep happening EVEN MORE now that you're back home: you **, 'your man' is actually 'my man', but seriously, enjoy your relationship." That's the mission and you have to accept it.

  • Long comment i didnt even read it lol

  • This is the dumbest, most heartless thing I've ever read. What kind of trash would actually do this? Clearly this other girl deserves better than some cheating **, and he deserves the trashy ** he's been ** on the side. Won't be long til she's old news and he finds someone else.

  • Puhleeze, **. You're just jealous because you are ** ugly and can't get any.

  • Nice one cause YOU can totally see her numb nuts

  • So that person is ** ugly for not agreeing with your trashy ethics? Good logic, dumb **.


  • Mmmm my ** got hard reading this. I would love to lick Mark all over.

  • I'm Mark and my crank got hard reading that. Kisses, Babe.

  • How big are your ** and are you good in bed or just convenient?

  • 38D, and I am sooo awesome in bed.

  • ** if you are 38d and this ** ** and nasty.......that other girl has really got no chance! none!! **!!! 38d!!!!!!!!!! no wonder hes all over you and only plays her!!!

  • You are the world's biggest **, but I love you, and if it helps, I'm well hung. **

  • Yes, well hung helps. Too bad you don't have a brain.

  • Wanna ** my **?? ;P

  • If she won't ** your **, I will. And I know I'm hotter than she is. You can find my awesome ** by googling ladyboy68sukscock. Let's do this thing!

  • Hahaha

  • **, i want to marry this ** and load her mouth with **... mmmmm...

  • I want to marry her, too. I am in love.

  • Stand in line my **.

  • I can't speak for anyone else, but I would totally, TOTALLY stand in line waiting for you. And I'd be happy to stand there. And proud for anyone to see me. I think you are an incredible woman, incredibly intelligent, incredible marriage material, and incredibly hot. But mostly, incredible marriage material. I want to marry you.

  • What's your net worth and your ** size, Sweets? Maybe we can work something out.

  • This is the hottest confession on this site, which means you're the hottest ** this site.

  • Awww thank you ‹3
    I gave him a ** last night while he was on the phone w her, it was really funny, he was trying to have control over his voice lol

  • you are sooooooo amazing!! i realy love your attitude and the way you control all your men!!!!!

  • Ignore the negative commenters. You are simply doing what a lot of women (like me) wish they could have the nerve to do. I admire you, and I truly hope you never stop.

  • talk him into proposing to her and then on the wedding day let her "catch you" doing him in some really filthy way and let her know he is your property permanently even if she goes ahead and marries him

  • OMG you really ARE hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Yes, I am, and for the record, I have a great **.

  • heres the thing. you ought to start your own website or network for women who think like you do (there are waaaay more of them out there than would be willing to admit it publicly, but the privacy of the internet would draw them out) and give them instructions and encouragement and support on how to handle their men because you obviously know how to do that. if you managed it right and charged the right prices (or allowed the right advertising) you could make a ** FORTUNE. you need to get busy getting rich. BRILLIANT!!!!!

  • i think you may very well be the hottest woman alive. DAYUMMM!!!

  • Yes, I probably am. Thanks for your perceptive compliment.

  • You should have him come by your place regularly, have him ** you in the ** AND in the **, and then send him to her place (no showering allowed!) and stick his ** in her mouth so she can taste you! God, I love how hot you are!

  • Ahahah good idea! i should do that before he goes pick her at the airport on december lol

  • You have to do that. and then tell us about how it went!

  • christ you are such a mean-spirited nasty **. i think i love you. :)

  • I think I'm in love with this woman. I would like to make babies with her.

  • Ahahah thanks dude, nice to hear

  • In your dreams!

  • Are you bi? I don't know why but when I read your confession I got wet. I would love to meet you. Are you anywhere near Cali? xxxooo

  • Yes! Im bisexual! Its a while i am not with a girl tho :(

  • Sorry, I'm too hot for you.

  • I really totally completely absolutely ADORE your attitude and your sexuality and your boldness! And what you're doing with this other girl's boyfriend is unbelievably hot, and you really HAVE to keep doing him!! What you should also do is make yourself this other girl's best friend so you can pump her up about Mark and keep her wanting him while you keep having him on the d-l. Then if she ever discovers that Mark is cheating, you can calm her down and keep them together, while you keep being the one he's cheating on her with, and enjoying being their intermediary. Plus, whenever you get tired of playing with them, or find another guy (maybe even a married one) who can fill Mark's role more capably, you can blow up their relationship in a really spectacular way. I've been the "** the side" before, but I've never been in the position you're in now, which I think is totally WONDERFUL, and I wish I could pull that off like you are. WOW! You just ** GO, girl!!!!!!

  • Finally, somebody with brains who gets me.

  • ^I hope your man (if you even have one) is out there cheating on you with numerous women, or is it.."embracing his sexuality" as you promote it in some other post you've commented on? And should you even/ever find out, you wouldn't have a leg to stand on. No one would want to hear it.

  • P.S. You are also jealous cause I'm ** and you know it and cause I have bigger ** than you do. So there!

  • I make him happy all time, theres no need he cheats me with someone else, we already made a 4some 2 months ago. You saying this doesnt hurt me at all, I like dirty talking baby. ;)

  • You're just jealous because you're not getting any, and I know you're not hot like me.

  • Yep your a ** alright~

  • It's "you're" dumbass not "your". Silly me. I forgot you can't fix stupid. Now go ** your boyfriend's ** and STFU.

  • You sound nice. Do you have a boyfriend?



  • Maybe the reason she 'hates' you isn't being you're his 'friend' or you're supposedly 'hotter' but because she can tell you're nothing but a worthless **? I'm sure she can do a lot better than Mark and you'll end up with some scumbag who treats you like **, we'll call that karma for being so 'irresistible' **! Ever take into consideration he might just be desperate and you're easy? God whores are so dumb.

  • Gonna have to agree with the original comment staring that whores are dumb.. and the men/women who stick up for them are equally as if not more unintelligent.

  • Well.. I already have someone on my side n we both think shes an idiot.
    she hates me since Mark told her about this great friend hes always talkin with (me) in fact she once tried talking to me and i could smell her jelaousy from here
    Shes not hotter than me at all.. I have many ppl who want to be with me, but shes just a girl wanting to be everyones friend with her hippie ** when everyone just ignores her lol

  • So because someone is on your side that means you're right in doing this? Girls love to assume other females are jealous of them.. You're probably not hotter at all, but keep telling yourself that. Sounds to me like you're probably insecure if you keep having to tell yourself that.

  • Listen to you, Mr. Perfect with the small **. Go play with yourself with the tweezers and STFU.

  • I love how people on the internet come up with the worst insults to responses ever.. Have you seen his **? Are you sure it's not a girl? Jesus at least say something worth while..

  • You too, dickbreath, lol.

  • Whores are dumb... especially this one

  • And you're smart? You wish you were getting laid like a male **, but you're so dumb and so ugly all you have is your grubby little hands to feverishly pump your teensy ** with, lol. Go ** your boyfriend's ** and STFU.

  • You sound even dumber than the ** who made this post.

  • Lol, not as dumb as you.

  • You're not real nice. Karma is a **.

  • Bite me, pizza face.

  • ...at least I didn't call you a ** and sorry I don't want to bite you. I am careful about what I put in my mouth.

  • What?! No oral! You prude! I'd go down on your ** or not.

  • For someone so shameless, cruel and cold hearted you do make me laugh!

  • You are not his ** yet.never allow him to dress up after **.be the one to eat his **.empty his ** till his ** pours out the last drop.wear minimum clothes infront of him.allow him to play with your ** and **.get ** by him day and night until he gets exhausted.let him eat you.then you would be his **.

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