Oh stupid girl if you knew...

I have been reading posts here for almost as long as the site has been up, and this is -- by far -- the hottest and sexiest thing that's ever been written on here. And the thread of responses and counter-responses just makes it all even hotter and sexier. This is the best. Thanks to everyone!

Wtf??? seriously????!!?

Yeah, now STFU.

I think shes kinda of a **

Why are ya'll being mean to that other girl? you don't even know her. I don't really care what the girl does who posted it let her have her fun but why do ya'll want this ** who posted this to do such mean things to that other girl? Why would you wanna hurt someone innocent to you? That's dumb and immature. The ones that post all that stuff like crush her wedding n ** I hope this ** who posted this will do that to you ;) And to the girl who posted this: I hope you use protection since no one knows who else this guy has been ** with lol

U r prolly jus jealous cause u r not gettin any of it. That wat wrong wit u.

At least I have a brain apparently you dont. and at least I'm std free

Wow, aren't you special, lol. In other words, no one wants to bone you.

Um, yes I am special and lots of guys would love to get in my pants, but I have morals and standards. I don't just, to use you crude word, "bone" anybody. They have to be rich or have a nice car.

What has that 2 do with jealousy ** dumb **

"Jealous" because Mark is getting what you obviously want: our original poster here. You know you want her, and I know you want her, and she knows you want her. So, you're jealous because you wish you were hitting that and you ain't even ** close to hitting that. Pitiful. Just ** pitiful.

I'm a girl lol and I am straight. Pretty jealous lol yeah

LOL is funny how i can tell theres some boy/girl getting rude at responding and theres the real post girl answering and she seems really sweet, ** all haters and keep having fun girl i love you

Thank you, **.

16yog here and i wish i could be you cuz there are guys and girls i know in school who i would like to do this to. YOU ROCK!!!

17g. ditto.

88 and I'd hit it.

There must be desperate ** guys on this website reading these who are actually encouraging you.. ** virgins.

You know you want some too, Sweety. Too bad your ** is so teensy.

trashy ** how would U like it if she did that 2 U

Kiss my **, **!

no i would never ever kiss any part of u. why? u r a trashy **. a trashy trashy **. kissing u would be sick and disgusting. ewwww! i wouldnt want to get that close to u.

Yeah, right. You Mr. Pimple Face would so jump at the chance, and it would be a life changing experience compared to using your hand all the time, which, no doubt, is the best you can get,lol.

LOL!!! You are so right about that guy! You keep givin' it to 'em honey!!!!

OK this is the plan. Between now and the time she arrives in December, you need to become this other girl's - let's call her Alicia - best friend on earth. I know she doesn't like you and the feeling is mutual, but you're obviously plenty smart enough to bring this off, and make her think you're a wonderful friend. You don't have much time to prepare for her arrival, but I know you can do it, starting by talking on the phone. Then, while she's in town, take her to lunch, take her shopping, take her for drinks, whatever: just get her to drop her guard completely and think of you as being on her side. Then, arrange for her to get a spa treatment, or a massage, or something girly that she can't resist (by this point, you'll know what she likes, because you're her best friend, remember?). While she's out of his house, go there, secretly set up a vid-cam, seduce Mark - in the bed she's been sleeping in with him - get him to ** you in a really loud, rough, nasty way, all three holes, and then with the camera still running, get him to confess to you how much BETTER you are than Alicia, how much HOTTER you are than Alicia, and how he would always rather ** you than ** her sorry **. Once you get him on a roll, and get him thinking that he's complimenting you without Alicia ever discovering it, he'll just take off on his own and start talking about how wonderful ** is with you. Just make sure you say something or he says something on the recording to make it clear that this all happened DURING HER VISIT. Take the recording home and copy it, and drop the copy in her purse before she leaves to go home, after adding a personal video message of your own at the very end, explaining how "this has been happening the whole time you've known him, and the whole time you were here, and it will keep happening EVEN MORE now that you're back home: you **, 'your man' is actually 'my man', but seriously, enjoy your relationship." That's the mission and you have to accept it.

This is the dumbest, most heartless thing I've ever read. What kind of trash would actually do this? Clearly this other girl deserves better than some cheating **, and he deserves the trashy ** he's been ** on the side. Won't be long til she's old news and he finds someone else.

Puhleeze, **. You're just jealous because you are ** ugly and can't get any.

LOL, ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!!!

So that person is ** ugly for not agreeing with your trashy ethics? Good logic, dumb **.

Nice one cause YOU can totally see her numb nuts

Long comment i didnt even read it lol

Mmmm my ** got hard reading this. I would love to lick Mark all over.

I'm Mark and my crank got hard reading that. Kisses, Babe.

How big are your ** and are you good in bed or just convenient?

38D, and I am sooo awesome in bed.

** if you are 38d and this ** ** and nasty.......that other girl has really got no chance! none!! **!!! 38d!!!!!!!!!! no wonder hes all over you and only plays her!!!

You are the world's biggest **, but I love you, and if it helps, I'm well hung. **

Yes, well hung helps. Too bad you don't have a brain.

Wanna ** my **?? ;P

Hahaha

If she won't ** your **, I will. And I know I'm hotter than she is. You can find my awesome ** by googling ladyboy68sukscock. Let's do this thing!

**, i want to marry this ** and load her mouth with **... mmmmm...

I want to marry her, too. I am in love.

Stand in line my **.

I can't speak for anyone else, but I would totally, TOTALLY stand in line waiting for you. And I'd be happy to stand there. And proud for anyone to see me. I think you are an incredible woman, incredibly intelligent, incredible marriage material, and incredibly hot. But mostly, incredible marriage material. I want to marry you.

What's your net worth and your ** size, Sweets? Maybe we can work something out.

This is the hottest confession on this site, which means you're the hottest ** this site.

Awww thank you ‹3
I gave him a ** last night while he was on the phone w her, it was really funny, he was trying to have control over his voice lol

you are sooooooo amazing!! i realy love your attitude and the way you control all your men!!!!!

Ignore the negative commenters. You are simply doing what a lot of women (like me) wish they could have the nerve to do. I admire you, and I truly hope you never stop.

talk him into proposing to her and then on the wedding day let her "catch you" doing him in some really filthy way and let her know he is your property permanently even if she goes ahead and marries him