My girlfriend is going to prison and I
My girlfriend is going to prison and I have to keep it from my family. I have to pretend that we're just taking things slower now that I got a new job. She lives out of town, and has several DUI's, and now has to do time for them. She's now a felon. I'm with a felon...Moreover, even though she doesn't know, since she put me in this position it's easier to have an additional girlfriend that will take the light off the fact that she is going to prison. I'd rather people think I'm a cheater than have them know where she's going.
DUMP HER
WTF are you stupid? Run!
DUMP HER DUMMY