When I pump gas into my vehicle, at the

When I pump gas into my vehicle, at the very end when I'm done, when I shake the nozzle a few times to get the last drops of gasoline off so they don't spill onto my vehicle, it reminds me of shaking my erect p**** after s** to get the last ounce of pleasure from e**********.

I'm not obsessed with s**, but it's a thought that occurs to me whenever I pump gas.

But the opposite is not true. Whenever I'm done having s**, I don't think about pumping gas. I just want to clean myself off.

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  • L**** this is hilarious!!!!!

  • ^ yeah, I gotta go shake the ol' nozzle right now.

  • Original poster here, months later. With these gas prices rising, now shaking the nozzle means getting every cent's worth!

  • LOL

  • What's with this ignorant gay crap comment. ? Never heard of erotic images or articles? If you ever get a brain there is a chance you may just get a life.

  • this is hilarious. i literally lol-ed.

  • your about as gay as a 2 dollar bill.

  • Heh,

    Its a easy comparison I guess.

    Funny :)

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