I went into church with rollerskates
I went into church with rollerskates on, and the usher said, "No skating in here." So I got out and entered through the side door, where the musicians were practicing. I go showed them, and they were like "Are you kidding?" "You're not supposed to wear that in church."
One member got really nasty about it, so because of this, I want to go to another church (or some indoor public place) to rollerskate in and see what I can get away with. That's like my evilest desire.