I went into church with rollerskates

I went into church with rollerskates on, and the usher said, "No skating in here." So I got out and entered through the side door, where the musicians were practicing. I go showed them, and they were like "Are you kidding?" "You're not supposed to wear that in church."
One member got really nasty about it, so because of this, I want to go to another church (or some indoor public place) to rollerskate in and see what I can get away with. That's like my evilest desire.

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  • That's not terrible.

    Church blows.

  • YOU'RE GOING TO H***.....H*** I SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Go to a mall or something, not a church. That's the dumbest thing I've heard in a while.

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