The Slug

Sometimes when I'm home alone, I pop off my clothes, cover myself in vasoline, and inch my way across the floor pretending to be a slug!

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  • Maybe you was a slug,in a past life

  • Pics or it didn't happen

  • POST OF THE F****** YEAR. You sir win at the Internet!

  • Dude, you should develop that further. You might be able to take the show on the road and make big bucks. You could be an opening act for rock stars and stuff like that.

  • Dude, that's awesome. xD

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