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Killer **

I killed a spider in the shower with my **. It was a small spider and it was on the shelf in the shower right at ** level. I don't know why but I grabbed my ** and smacked it down ** top of the spider. I know it was dead because it curled up and was stuck to the underside of the tip of my **. I washed it off and continued my shower.

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    • I suspect the stink from your smelly little ** probably killed it before the blow even landed.

    • Fk trolls, i dont know and i dont care if you are. I laughed my ** off

    • Why did you kill it? It wasn't doing anything. That is pretty funny though. But poor spider, don't kill them for no reason.

    • I didn't invite it into the shower to watch me with all those eyes. The perv may have been looking for a chance to attack for all I know. That's reason enough for me. It needed to die.

    • U should be a Comic Book Superhero!!

    • Lol. You could have some real fun coming up with names….

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