You think just because you don't hit
You think just because you don't hit me, you're off the hook. You think because you're goofy and lovable and adorable to everyone else, you're just a charmer. You're anything but. You're nasty crude and vile without a second thought to the feelings of those closest to you. You're fat, you're ugly- and you know it. You don't have the nerve to hit- don't want to be 'found out'- so you just emotionally abandon those around you. You think your mere presence is enough. Everyone else gets the best of you so that you can keep up 'the show'. Poor Steve, always the victim. Goofy Farmboy Steve wouldn't hurt a fly. Goofy Farmboy Steve has 3 children he doesn't talk to. Goofy Farmer Steve has a grand daughter he wouldn't even hold when she was born. Goofy Farmer Steve lets his friends humiliate his wife and laughs with them while she weeps. Goofy Farmer Steve makes promises he won't keep. Goofy Farmer Steve shows up if it will make him look like the ultimate family man. Goofy Farmer Steve has been fishing countless times in five years and has only taken his step children ONCE. Goofy Farmer Steve likes to look at p*** on the internet. Big ol Honest Goofy Farmer Steve had s** with his assistant manager and managed to keep it a secret until his wife found out after the split. Goofy Farmer Steve started up a business and he and his ego ran it into the ground and lost his family's home. Yeah- Goofy Farmer Steve- such a likable guy....as long as you don't have to live with him, clean his s*** stained underwear, have his dirty breath in your face for 2 minutes worth of s** and smell his god awful farts from dusk to dawn. GOD- I'm so glad you're gone now.