So I'm not gay at all but sometimes i really want to be f***** a*** style
I watch p*** and see guys get f***** my chicks with strap ons and i really wanna get f***** there!
I use this long thin thing an well it isn't any use!
I have condoms and want to use a carrot to f*** myself
Any suggestions?

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  • IM bi, imma guy, check out my other post ill f*** the h*** out of you and I promise you'll love it. Ill make you c** with you even touching your D*** i swear to you boy ill f*** you better than some carrot lls.

  • I would love to get f***** and make me c**! I swallow c** heaps ;)

  • The condom's a good call, you'll need the lubrication to avoid injury and it's sterile which will prevent infection. It can be awkward to hold the object in your hand at the correct angle, especially since you'll want a hand free to stroke your shaft, so I suggest affixing it to a solid object and using your legs to pump it in and out of your r*****. The sensation is odd but not painful. The most likely side effect is your ass will feel 'loose' for a few days and you may have some difficulty defecating.

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