I go to massage parlours to cheat
Despite having a girlfriend with a decent s** drive, I visit the Asian massage parlour down the street at least a couple of times a month. It started with just hand release, but now I usually end up having s** with the masseuse. The last time was several days ago. I told my GF that I was going rock climbing, which is a regular hobby of mine. My girlfriend is scared of heights, so I knew she wouldn't want to come along. I left her at home and spent the better part of an hour naked with a stranger.
I don't regret my behaviour, in fact it kind of gets me off. Not sure why I'm so twisted.