Uh, I am a 12 year old NERD, who

Uh, I am a 12 year old NERD, who masturbates 6 times daily whiile writing really stupid and annoying bullshit on this site. I only do it because everybody here hates it. I'll never amount to a damn thing, because I am so insecure I hide behind my computer, ridiculing and threatening other, legitimate posters. I am picking my nose right now, reaching for a large booger, and wait a minute, mmmmmmmmmmm.... that tasted good! A final note, I just banged Rocky (no, not Balboa, but rather my family dog, he's a Shitzu:))

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  • this is fake.

  • I hate people like this

  • wait till you figure out just what life really is, then you'll be really doubtful!

  • wow...some people on the internet are truly messed...
    kinda makes me lose my faith in humanity

  • come on if you think about it all i ever did was come on this site to make fun of people and sign my signature, i never asked anyone for attention you f****** dumasses fell for my comments,if you really want me to stop and leave why do u all comment back on my comments???it only postpones my retirement to this site and you can all thank that lady who f***** her dog for getting me on here,my friend told me about this site to rag on that b**** and look what my visit turned into, all you have to do to get me to leave is to shut the f*** up ,you dumasses,but you know like you people said im just a dumass so i wont be able to understand your resond comments and to the sicology major i know that you are going to say something about me saying shut the f*** up,like im getting annoyed or something and come on i am getting aliitle annoyed because i only want to rag on people not have to talk to retards like you, and now you are guna say something about me getting annoyed,but now that i said that you arent and you are guna find something else to say about this comment or something about bonnie,so please man just dont say anything becasue i know what ur guna say so there is no point in saying it, like something stupid about manboobs, coke,or doritos it doesnt really matter because i go home to get p**** and i have a good job with a family so i dont need a f***** like you telling me what i know ur guna say.you are going to tell me that you have a better life then me and describe it and im guna cus u out and we are guna go on for months so im asking please shutup cus we think alike we know what the other is guna say and i know now your guna make fun of this hole thing so lets hear the bs...

  • 12 year old! Haha yea fukin rite! He's more like 18!! And none of its real anyway, so get fukin stuffed piece of lying s**** sluty s***! ***bonnie&clyde***

  • oh my god though is the poster serious thats nasty.

  • man thats no way tro talk to a 12 year old whats wrong with you?

  • F***** ur dog is just as bad as fukin ur mum, you s*** face c*** sucking, f*** wit!! Go burn in h*** dog face c***!! ***bonnie&clyde***

  • you stupidass m************ c********** peace of s***, why dont you go jerkoff to your gay p*** somewhere else

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