Every week I go to a pet-shop, buy an

Every week I go to a pet-shop, buy an eel and put in in my a*** until it dies. It's the only way I can get an erection.

Report this

11 Comments

  • newest
  • oldest
  • most replies
  • most popular
  • seek help
    surely that's not the 'plaice' to put one!

  • i didnt know they sold eels at pet shops..

  • surely that's not the 'plaice' to put one!

  • lmmfao at the v***** comment

  • try v***** dip s***

  • I thought all Asian girls did this.

  • I figured more like sperm whale, but whatever floats your boa...umm a***.

  • When you work your way up to a lobster, THEN I'll be impressed.

  • I love you

  • seek help

  • (Everyone sing!)

    If an eel makes you c**
    When it's stuffed up your bum
    That's a Moray...

Account Login
Signup
Is this post inapropriate?
Is this comment inapropriate?
Delete this post?