Every week I go to a pet-shop, buy an eel and put in in my a*** until it dies. It's the only way I can get an erection.
seek helpsurely that's not the 'plaice' to put one!
i didnt know they sold eels at pet shops..
surely that's not the 'plaice' to put one!
lmmfao at the v***** comment
try v***** dip s***
I thought all Asian girls did this.
I figured more like sperm whale, but whatever floats your boa...umm a***.
When you work your way up to a lobster, THEN I'll be impressed.
I love you
(Everyone sing!)If an eel makes you c**When it's stuffed up your bumThat's a Moray...
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