I really love animals......i don't eat

I really love animals......i don't eat them but i love to wash them. i love putting soap on them rubbing it around on there fur!!!! i love putting on there tails then moving my hand up and down on it as the soap on there tail turns white.I heard of doggy slye and i just had to try it i just didn't know not to do it to the dog it's selfi would try it to a cat but it may claw the s*** out of my.so i tryed it with condom to see if that would help but it got really mad and ran away from me.i love to covor myself there favorite food so they can lick it off and bit it.I tryed with a gold fish and a bird but i couldn't find the hole.So now when i give any of my pets the water bowls i put my c** in with it.I went camping one night and left a cage with food in it.G******* I HAD FUN THAT NIGHT!!!!and when i go fishing i put c** into a bottle that toke time to fill and when i cough a fish i dumped the bottle of it into the fishs tub i had them in

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  • bahahhaha this is so fake, thank goodness

  • this is very disturbing!

  • Just don't let a cat f*** you. Razors!

  • My pervert neighbor got fired from a job because he was f****** the horses. He caught a STI. A member of his family told me, so I believe you. BTW, hope the next dog bites off your d*** before you penetrate.

  • heh. Well, if you're telling the truth, there's always the asylum. -RH

  • Read some Walt Whitman he loved animal too.
    Example taken from Leaves of Grass:
    A gigantic beauty of a stallion, fresh and responsive to my caress (getting you hot yet?)
    Head high on the forehead, wide between the ears,
    Limbs glossy and supple (that word supple turns me on!),
    tail dusting the ground
    Eyes full of sparkling wickedness, ears finely cut, flexibly moving.(It gets better)
    His nostrils dilate as my heels embrace him,
    His well built limbs tremble with pleasure (yes!, f****** pleasure, I'm so wet now)
    as we race around and return. ( I always c** here)
    I but use you a minute, then I resign you, stallion
    Why do I need your paces when I myself out gallop them?
    Even as I stand or sit passing faster than you. (Hope you came too)

  • cat for dog not like touch to make the sad cry

  • ^You dumbasses believe whatever someone writes don't you?


  • Holy f*** you're demented

  • What the? are you well?

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