Zombie is going to eat you. -zombie

A friend started occasionally paying for the bill for the next guy behind them as a random act of good will. She did it again and the girl taking the order said its happening quite a bit now. People are passing it on.

Maybe Zombie will get a free dinner.

No brains on the menu, sorry. They've been removed due to a food poisoning outbreak.

The drive-thru guy f***** up my McFlurry so I became a zombie and ate him.

grandpa?

Promises, promises.