I need a girl

I have an extreme zombie fetish. Just last night, I dreamt I was pinned down and f***** mercilessly by a group of zombies, all the while eating me alive.
When I woke up, I was dripping wet and squirming.
What's wrong with me?

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  • Oh god its so funny how bullying never mattered until a poorling darling assed British royal got bullied, but they don't tell you how they bullied people to get everything they wanted hey? funny that. only a royal can be bullied, others don't know bullying. yeh, right. you mean the rest of us just know how to grow up and take it and be told to get over it and they want to nappy changed at 30-70 and wet nursed and potty trained into their 40s unlike the rest of us common sense get on with the job mob. f*** I hate royals. please abolish them. they should be separate to state figure heads and just do what they do best and be sexual clothes hoists and celebrities and fade away ! they have no morals and integrity. they don't like you or commoners. they are the real beggars for mercy from commoners to keep them going and commoners don't want to anymore. Chelsea and Cressida ran from harry because he is a bully and stupid. enough said. they had sense. the royals are an embarrassment on the times and place and people and memory and occasion of the human condition in all times. bejeweled bespoke over poked criminals is all the royals in the UK are. rant over.

  • Thats hawt for sure :D Zombie roleplay fantasies Woooot

  • You got some wires crossed up there, buddy. :P Different strokes for different folks though, so have fun but be safe!

  • There are others like you. A p*** called 'P*** of the Death' was made for people like you.

  • Will you marry me?

  • Nothins wrong with u. Thats an amazing dream!

  • Maybe you watch too much tv...go outside and play.

  • Blow my c***, blow my c***, blow my c*** right now!
    blow my c***, blow my c***, blow my c*** right now!
    its time for it pop!

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