I need a girl

I have an extreme zombie fetish. Just last night, I dreamt I was pinned down and f***** mercilessly by a group of zombies, all the while eating me alive.
When I woke up, I was dripping wet and squirming.
What's wrong with me?

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  • Thats hawt for sure :D Zombie roleplay fantasies Woooot

  • You got some wires crossed up there, buddy. :P Different strokes for different folks though, so have fun but be safe!

  • There are others like you. A p*** called 'P*** of the Death' was made for people like you.

  • Will you marry me?

  • Nothins wrong with u. Thats an amazing dream!

  • Maybe you watch too much tv...go outside and play.

  • Blow my c***, blow my c***, blow my c*** right now!
    blow my c***, blow my c***, blow my c*** right now!
    its time for it pop!

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