I am seriously buzzed. rum/coke. My

I am seriously buzzed. rum/coke. My wife is coming home right now, and is thinking we're going to have s**. I LOVE s**, and I look forward to it like nothing else. I hope the fact I am buzzing alot doesnt keep me from being able to get a strong erection. It happens to me alot. Alcohol will do that to a man's p****.... SUCKs...I like to have fun and drink, but I also want to please my wife.....I've been able to do it before, so pray for me that I can do it again....I feel so woozy.....

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  • who the f*** snorts rum? ^ this guy!!!!

  • Yeah - real cool until you have a heart attack and die - then wifey will have to find another guy to f*** her - keep putting that s*** up your nose fool

  • ^^cool

  • I don't see an alcohol problem. I see someone that is drunk and h****, no big deal.

  • In your mind you are praying that she comes home tired and goes right to sleep so that you can just keep on with your rum and coke. I think you drinking more than you love s**. At this point, please consider getting some help for your alcohol problem before it is too late, or your wife and your erection both will disappear with time.

  • Good to hear someone around here still loves his wife!

  • ^ Yeah, but last time I called them to tow my car they got all p***** off and s***. Bastards. (hic)

  • Pray for you, I will, that you go to AA. There is peace and victory over rum at AA.

  • Party on, Cap'n!

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