i'm a ** when i'm drunk, but when

Me I'll even kiss a total stranger upon meeting him for the first time, It is the way I was raised. No I don't mean a kiss on the cheek a full blown kiss right on the lips and I have startled a few doing so but oh well that's their hang up. A few have taken advantage of me while kissing them for they will reach up take hold of one of my ** and start to play with my ** and our kiss goes on and on, I won't break away as long as they are playing with me for I love to be caressed and touched.

Can I buy you a drink?

No, I got the same problem. Just don't get pregnant.

Could be

you're not a **. you're a great date!

No, your just a slutty drunk. Maybe, you should think about quitting drinking.