ONE TIME I GOT BACK FROM WORK AND THIS

ONE TIME I GOT BACK FROM WORK AND THIS STUPID WHITEBOY GOT ALL UP IN MY BLACK ASS GRILL. SO I SHOT THE PUNK BUT THEN HIS GAY CRACKA FREINDS CAME OUT WITH DESERT EAGLES AND I SHOT THEM AND RAPED THEIR FAMILIES. AFTER THAT I WENT TO KFC FOR A 12 PIECE BUCKET AND ATE IT IN ONE BITE WHEN SOME GAY F*** COMES OUT AND SAYS "B**** YOU GAY" AND SO I SHOT HIM IN THE FEET AND MADE HIM SUCK MY D***. AFTER THAT THE COPS FOUND ME AND TRIED TO ARREST ME AND I JUMPED INTO THE WATER AND SWAM TO BACK TO AFRICA, AND I HUNTED THERE FOR AWHILE EXCEPT I SWAM BACK TO AMERICA A FEW DAYS LATER CUZ I WANTED SOME CHICKEN. THEN THIS GUY WAS LIKE "B**** PUNKBITCH N**** I GIVE YOU ALL THE CRAKC IN THE WORLD IF YOU KILL BILL COSBY". SO I LOOKED FOR BILL COSBY AND FOUND HIM AND DISLOCATED HIS HIP WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK. THEN I ATE HIT NONVITAL ORGANS AND THREW HIM AT A TREE. AFTER I GOT THE CRACK I WAS HIGH AND TRIPPED AND FELL ON MY KNEE AND IT'S BLEEDING, SO I WAS WONDERING IF SOMEONE KNEW HOW I COULD FIX IT.

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  • STUPID N****!!

  • You could stop being a fake ass b****.
    No I kid but your story made me laugh lol thank you crack w****.

  • awesome

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