I saw you
I saw you peeing behind your car in the parking lot. You were squatting between the wall and your car. You looked right at me and then smiled really wide and let out a big sigh. I dropped my shopping bags, pulled my d*** out and started cranking it, you watched and kept smiling. I shot my load all over the back of a VW. You pulled up your pants and winked at me, waved and got into your car.
Imagine my surprise when I started a new job two years later and you had the desk across from me. I'm still not sure if you know its me, but I never forgot your smile. Or that Darwin fish on the back of your car.