I seriously would ** the first

I'm sure this person did not get the response he/she desired! No one here will do it, try myspace!

wtf is up with the lemonade comment??

on my way. . .

but only the good kind

I like lemonade

Put down the ** and find you a date fatty

What are you like 500lbs how can you be too lazy to leave the computer?

more cybersex

lol

maybe cyber ** for sad ** like yourself.

xox ns.com

...of course no one is going to come onto you because you stink of desperation...

** is good

Rinse and Repeat

** again

Then you gotta do some **