I want to bang my neighbor
I have a neighbor that up until last week I think I may have only spoken with her 4 or 5 times in 15 years. She used to be friends with my wife but now it's just down to saying hello or a short conversation when passing in the street. Out of the blue she calls my house last night and we spoke for a half hour like we've been life long friends. She brought up possibly having a beer on my back deck this weekend after I told her my wife would be away. This chick is married too but rumor has it she can be a little mischievous. So now I'm thinking maybe the rumors are true and I can wind up f****** her on my deck! I have been married for 20+ years, never cheated but my wife only caters to me once every 4 or 5 months and it drives me crazy. This chick is coming over and I'm not sure how to break the ice. I guess I'll just offer up a drink and see how it goes. She's got a nice little body and is always walking around in a bikini top and wrap. I can only hope it's hot out this weekend!