I'm your mistress. I haven't told you, and I won't tell you, but I'm going to stop taking my birth control pills on October 1, and so by Christmas, I'll be carrying your baby. Once I know for sure I'm pregnant, then I'll tell you that we're beginning a family together, and that I'm going to tell your wife unless you leave her (and those kids). Don't make me force you to leave home. Do it on your own. You know you want it. You know you do.