That I once brought my dog in the house and poured water on my ass so he could lick it.. I don't know wtf I was thinking.
Don't feel bad, I used to let our male dogs go to town on my p**** when I was younger. It feels good. I don't do that anymore because I am horrified by what I did. I like dogs but don't like being around them because they are constantly licking themselves. It makes me uncomfortable and yes, a little h****.
Have you tried peanut butter on the Johnson yet?
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