Wife made a decision
So the wife and I haven't had s** in 3 months. I work 2 jobs. When she's h****, I'm not home. When I'm h****, she's asleep. When we both manage to be together, she says something to p*** me off and then I leave the room.
So I come home from work the other night. I walk in through the garage and into the living room. She is naked with a guy she works with. He's sitting on the couch. She is in his lap facing him and he is f****** the s*** out of her. I say, "Well, this is something I don't see every day." She said, "I told you next time I'm h**** enough, I'm getting laid whether you are here or not."