Wife caught me
So my wife was supposed to be at work the other day. I was gonna be at home for 7 hours alone. I waited about 30 min then decided I wanted to **. I have a tube of lube that I use just to ** with. I was looking at videos and then decided I wanted to use one of her ** toys.
She has about a dozen ** toys. About 5 vibrators, a couple of ** plugs and the rest are various **. She used to just have 1 ** and one ** when we first met but her collection has grown. Doesn't bother me one bit.
I was looking and saw a large suction cup ended **. Probably 9 inches long and thick. Didn't want to use that one. She has another suction cup ** that I've seen her use in the shower. About 7 inches long and about as thick as my **. I took it and decided to try it how she uses it.
I put it against the shower wall. I lubed it up and slid it in. It didn't hurt going in but I've had my share of **. So I'm in the shower and ** myself in the ** with her ** when the bathroom door opened up. I said, "Hello?" She said, "Just forgot my phone and needed to pee while I was in here." I said, "Oh ok." After she was done she pulled open the curtain and said, "Ok I'm out of here..."
She stopped mid sentence when she saw me. She said, "Uh honey?" I couldnt say anything. There was no explanation that would get me out of this. She said, "Does that feel good?" I said, "Not at first. Just wanted to see what it felt like is all." She knelt down and kissed my **. She then kissed me on the lips. She said, "Don't have too much fun. Love you."
I envy you. Wish my wife was a cool as that. Mine won't even **, even when I'm on top of her **. She just lays there not touching me, not touching herself, nothing. It's really quite pathetic that I ** every day, and she never does.
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!
Well
Ay least she didn't divorce your **, I wish my wife would act like that if she caughts me
Funny