Wife got crazy about a stain
Has anyone been accused of wrongdoing from a stain? I've been married 19 years, and have never cheated on my wife. Never. She was doing the laundry the other day and said there was "strawberry lube" on my underwear. She thought I was cheating, since we haven't had s** in two years (it hurts her) and there was a foreign substance. I looked at it, but it was something I have no idea about. I don't know what the stain is. Seriously, I have no idea what the heck it is or how it got there.
My wife is freaking out thinking that I'm having an affair. I'm barraged by questions of "Who is she?" when in fact I've done nothing wrong. It is really p****** me off, because even though we've talked about it, she is acting mopey for a week now. It drives me crazy.