I've been pooping in my girlfriend's food

I have a p*** fetish and for months now I've been slipping bits of my p*** into the food I cook for my girlfriend. She hasn't suspected a thing yet, and I don't plan on ever stopping.

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  • Your story is hilarious, it's 11:30 pm my husband was asleep, he thought I was crying when reading your post but I could not help giggling. He called me a crazy b!***!

  • You are an a******

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  • She's going to find out, and when she does, she's going to come up with some very clever way to kill you. Bye, Felicia!

  • I don't blame you which is why i am not in a rel or married.

    beware of the "serial d***-chic" , "bride addict" or "mummy hustler". Recently I experienced a relative doing that scam on everyone, she was at a reunion of her old workplace and they were all making fun of someone they used to work with who drank like a pig and was pregnant again. Did she workout they were talking about her? I knew she would be pregnant soon to this new man to hold on to him. Well it does hurt seeing others getting all you need when its just a want for them-beware the mummy hustler is upsetting. they don't need it that is why they get it. where as the person who needs it to sustain life, it will always move away from you. So I notice a lot of my family and friends lying to make it sound like they don't need they just want. they will say "Oh I don't need a man" "I hate my kids I hate parenthood" then next month they are with a new man and pregnant. so I am learning. I am waking up to others games. I should try it. I have needs like any human and wants. I live ok with out a man and kids but I am sickened by two faced liars who are just mummy hustlers. beware the serial d***-chick or bride addict and mummy hustler. I am saying "I thought you just said YOU DON'T NEED A MAN FOR ANYTHING A NOW YOUR WITH A NEW MAN AFTER LEAVING YOUR EX JUST A WEEK AGO AND PREGNANT PLANNING A NEW BABY AND YOU SAID YOU DON'T LIKE MOTHERHOOD OR THE IDEA OF ANOTHER BABY" LIKE ARE YOU SCHIZOPHRENIC? OR YOU JUST ALWAYS DO THIS CHANGE YOUR MIND LIKE A FIRE BALL RUNNING ? CUZ YOUR ALWAYS SO OUT OF CONTROL. \

  • People say to me like healers and counsellors "tell the universe what you want" the church say "make it clear to god what you want" and it will come then I read others like Dr phil and others say "never reveal what you want cuz others will take it from you" this is a mixed up world that is gonna get even more crazy. I mean what I say and do what I mean. I knew i wanted to try new career and work towards that.I don't change like the wind. therapy tells me "don't jump into things" but the people who do win" the liars get jobs over the honest. well one day their lies are just gonna get bigger and bigger til it stabs them in the back. I am so sick of serial d*** chicks and "love addicts and bride addicts" like on the soaps always wearing a new wedding dress and when does it stop? cuz it never does. within no time they are married they are on the hunt again. its just the nature of the beast within. you can't save people from themselves. like drug addicts and the love addict bride addict will go to all lying and all efforts to wear a new wedding dress and when the drama of that is over they need a new lie and dopamine fix and new conquest and new wedding to be bride again with the new next best thing. same with baby mill mothers the mummy hustler. I fear how insane these schizophrenics are. no wonder people avoid them. you can't believe a word they say. like narcissistic its the new schizophrenia like compulsive defiant personality disorders etc

  • W T F ? ? ? ? ! ! ?

  • That's against the law. If she catches you and I hope she does I hope she takes you to court and sues you for tens of thousands of dollars.

  • ^TOTALLY!!!!!^

  • #fakenews #sickfuck #dumbass

  • What the f******. Are you trying to kill her?

  • Calm down cupcake, the story is fake.

  • Still, that is disgusting.

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