We found some drunk guy passed out in
We found some drunk guy passed out in the bathroom of our dorm tonight. He doesn't even live here, and he passed out drunk in our bathroom! What the f***? Anyway, instead of calling the cops, we robbed him while he was laying on the floor and sprayed him with the fire hose until he woke up. He deserved it; I was going to take a shower until I found his drunk ass in the stall.