Pants taken at mall left in shirt and tighty whities
I was at the local mall one day after school. and had to use the bathroom. The floor was nasty so i decided to hang my pants over the stall door while using the toilet. while I’m handling my business, someone yanked my pants from the stall door and i was instantly mortified. I found myself stranded inside a busy mall bathroom wearing just a t shirt and tighty whities. After some time passed i decided to ** it up and take the walk of shame. I walked 2 miles to my house with tighty whities on full display. Drivers honking as they passed. When i got home i realized I didn’t have my house key, so i had to go to my neighbors house who had a spare for emergency. The look on her face was priceless as she answered the door to see me in my state of undress. She handed me the spare key. As i proceeded to my house she shouts down the street at me “at least now we know you wear little tighty whities” and gave me a wink
Sep 27
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