I use pantene shampoo to j*** off in the shower but it makes my b**** really dry
If you let me come j*** you off, I'll promise to use a higher-grade shampoo. Or lube. Or my mouth. Or my ass. I'll treat you right.
Have the strength to abstain. Or are you too weak to hold off
Use the conditioner (it's just as cheap) after you finish with the shampoo. Use it for that last big hurrah.
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