Jehovah WItnesses not having any luck in my neighborhood

Jehovah Witnesses have taken to using children in their effort to get people to join this evil cult. One day they sent two girls to my house one beautiful black girl with model-quality good looks and an equally beautiful blond haired blue eyed white girl. I took their literature and they left.

A few months later a pretty black girl and her cute little sister came over and gave me an invitation to some lecture of theirs.

This to me is playing dirty pool. Almost no one is going to be mean to people like this.

I personally am not mean to any of them but they can be a royal pain in the ass.

People in my neighborhood go to church but not a JW church. I personally don't believe in an afterlife or a God of any description.

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  • I tell that if they want me to know their religious beliefs they must first let me start with a demonstration of my religion. They ask what that might be. I tell'em it's free love and s**. They never have time to let the door hit them on the ass on their way out.

  • I've had JW"s come to my door many times over the last 40 years and I've noticed the part where they send a couple women, especially black women who are dressed in stylish dresses and always sexy pantyhose and make-up. I always say, "Damn girls! You got some serious leg temptation going on here. Let me put my c*** or tongue down there and I'll show total attention to your message. As a matter of fact I think the missionary position was named after you!" They show a 100% rate of handing over a pamphlet and leaving in 5 seconds or less. I guess that's why they send send them in pairs; so one can snitch on the other!

  • I’m a Roman Catholic , and I hope these JW witness burn .

  • Why?

  • Because they are a false witness cult , they don’t follow the gospel , they think they are so much better than the third class Roman Catholic folks which I grew up in .

    we Roman Catholic’s don’t wear suits and ties because most of us are not upper or middle class , they don’t visit people in prison like they should be doing , they speak as if they are superior to third class people and I want nothing to do with that .

    They say that Jesus died on a Pole , not a cross , they say that Jesus kingdom came in world war 1 , which is not true .

    they say that us Roman Catholic’s are extremely cold blooded murderers , but we only became murderers when our faith was under extreme threat of being exterminated by Islam and other Faiths and we took back the lands that belonged to the Catholic Church and kicked the bums out . We never apologized for those Murders to the Jews and Muslims and other so called Christians that threatened us in the lands that belonged to us first .

  • Catholics are going to burn to because they follow a false religion with a false Jesus. I meant Jesus so I know what to talk about. I was instantly changed when I met him. Catholics are not born again thank Jesus said you must be in John chapter 3. Baby baptism is not being born again you have been deceived Catholics.

  • They do that but do you really want them to burn eternally in some lightless hole somehow filled with fire and be tormented by demons for all eternity? I don't.

  • Try inviting them in and then rape them. It's lots of fun. Plus they usually need a good pounding to clear out all the cobwebs. Ye Haw!

  • I got a pair of them yesterday. I invited them in and told them how nice they looked and ogled the s*** out of them. They tried giving me their speal but I kept directing them to personally questions like if they were married and if they had boyfriends and man they couldn't get out of my house soon enough. I told them to come back anytime. If they send two men I plan on doing the same thing only in reverse.

  • I absolutely know a few that answered the door with no clothes on to end the JW door knockers. It only takes once and the problem was solved. They probably think thats pretty low.

  • Well since they send children to your door that might not be a good idea. I'm a man and I would not want a little girl to see me like that JW or not.

  • Religious freaks "going low" in their endless efforts to make themselves look good for jeebus? Say it ain't so!!!

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