Jehovah WItnesses not having any luck in my neighborhood

Jehovah Witnesses have taken to using children in their effort to get people to join this evil cult. One day they sent two girls to my house one beautiful black girl with model-quality good looks and an equally beautiful blond haired blue eyed white girl. I took their literature and they left.

A few months later a pretty black girl and her cute little sister came over and gave me an invitation to some lecture of theirs.

This to me is playing dirty pool. Almost no one is going to be mean to people like this.

I personally am not mean to any of them but they can be a royal pain in the ass.

People in my neighborhood go to church but not a JW church. I personally don't believe in an afterlife or a God of any description.

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  • Try inviting them in and then rape them. It's lots of fun. Plus they usually need a good pounding to clear out all the cobwebs. Ye Haw!

  • I got a pair of them yesterday. I invited them in and told them how nice they looked and ogled the s*** out of them. They tried giving me their speal but I kept directing them to personally questions like if they were married and if they had boyfriends and man they couldn't get out of my house soon enough. I told them to come back anytime. If they send two men I plan on doing the same thing only in reverse.

  • I absolutely know a few that answered the door with no clothes on to end the JW door knockers. It only takes once and the problem was solved. They probably think thats pretty low.

  • Well since they send children to your door that might not be a good idea. I'm a man and I would not want a little girl to see me like that JW or not.

  • Religious freaks "going low" in their endless efforts to make themselves look good for jeebus? Say it ain't so!!!

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