Yoga Pants Bonanza!
I'm a middle aged average guy with a good family and a good life. I don't have a problem, just an observation. In the last decade or so yoga pants have become popular in public. They seem to be a standard fashion item for nearly every woman. Of course we see plenty of scary examples who don't know or care how horrid they look in them, causing quiet comedy for those who observe them. Most ladies look just fine in them however.The culture changes. Nobody would appear that way when I was growing up.
I would, however, like to thank the women who wear them. They are almost like public nudity but for a thin layer of shiny black fabric. Sexy butts shape up and move for public inspection. Very sexy! Knowing these sexy butts and thighs are are covered with fabric about as thick as spray-paint works to the viewer's advantage. Sometimes the crotch area moves and creases in fascinating ways.
I am not weird. I am every man, and display polite manners and no touching or comments. I am only seeing what you are showing! I thank you women in skin-tight yoga pants for your public show. Bless you for making Wal-Mart less boring!