My neighbour Kirsty's ** !
I don't believe my luck !
Last night I was sitting in my BMW updating.my.phone when my neighbour redhead neighbour joined me. Kirsty is 24' and was wearing a tight pair of short denim shorts.
As she sat down her coat fell open to reveal a nice pair of **.
Nice ** and redhead equals ** !
I said "Kirsty you've got a nice pair of jugs ".
Kirsty replied " Sorry, I didn't mean to show.you".
I said " Can I have a proper look , take your top off ".
After initially hesitating.she did and showed me a glorious pair of **.
I said " ** ** can I feel them ".
" Kirsth", I said , do you shave your ** or is it hairy ?".
" It's hairy she said ".
I said " Let me see, Kirsty drop your knickers".
Kirsty stood up and dropped her shorts to show me her untidy ginger **.
I pulled her to me and.buried my face in her ** as I grabbed her.** cheeks.
I came in my pants and make an excuse to.leave.
I can't believe.my luck as she is 24.and I'm.57 !
I cannot stop ** !
She has.invited herself to mine for.a drink tonight.
I don't understand .
I want to ** her son much !
You are saying son? Wtf...
It should read:-
" I want to ** her SO much".
** auto spell correct interfered and wrote "son".
So she was sat in your BMW, yet she stood up to show you her knickers?
I call **
If you read what I actually wrote, I was sitting my car putting nites on my phone when she came and she SAT ON THE KERB next to my car.
She had her dog with her and had come out of her house and seen me.
Lucky **
I know ! Lucky doesn't come close !